Verbatim
LG: Buster, roll over, you're snoring.
B: Yes.
LG: Buster, come on, roll over, you're snoring.
B: Yes.
LG: Buster, you are still snoring. Roll onto your stomach.
B: I am.
LG: You are not, you're lying on your side.
B: Yes.
LG: Buster, you haven't rolled over.
B: I have.
LG: No, you haven't. Roll over.
B: I did.
LG: No, you haven't.
Buster receives another sharp elbow to the ribs
B: Yes.
LG: Buster, come on, roll over, you're snoring.
B: Yes.
LG: Buster, you are still snoring. Roll onto your stomach.
B: I am.
LG: You are not, you're lying on your side.
B: Yes.
LG: Buster, you haven't rolled over.
B: I have.
LG: No, you haven't. Roll over.
B: I did.
LG: No, you haven't.
posted by Laziest Girl at 9:13 pm
4 Comments:
Oh Suse this sounds so familiar (every night kind of familiar!). Except ours is more like:
E: Snoring like a freight train at top speed, ridiculously loud, no rhythm or anything that you could kind of get used to hearing.
Me: E stop snoring
E: I'm not even asleep yet!
Me: Oh yes you were! Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Or
E: Snoring like neanderthal man's mating call
Me: E stop snoring
E: But you're snoring too!
Me: I haven't even fallen asleep yet due to you snoring! And how could you even hear me over your own snoring! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
I'm feeling your pain. Especially after tending to a newborn every couple of hours. The LAST thing you need is to hear someone thoroughly enjoying their sleep!
I have similar conversations trying to get teenagers up for school.
Me: Jim.
Jim: Euuuggggghhhh.
Me: It's time to get up for school.
Jim: OK
(snoring)
Me: Jim
Jim: Euuuggggghhhh.
....see where this is going?
We have similar conversations as well. They stopped once Melissa started using earplugs. I'd suggest that, but I suppose that's not ok with a new baby, is it?
For the record, the earplugs work great...except when Craig is congested. Then I go sleep in the spare room. :) I just wish they made plugs that blocked more than 30dB!!!
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