Enlarge your possibilities

Whenever we go into town, we drive past a big billboard for a private school somewhere in Brisbane. It has a big picture of a bunch of kids sitting and working studiously over their books while a teacher leans over them apparently helping them with their work. And it has the most stupid advertising catch phrase ever.

"Enlarge your possibilities"

This is clearly the most stupid thing I've ever read. You can't enlarge your possibilities. Possibilities are finite things, they can't just be bigger. You can increase the number of possibilities, but you can't enlarge them. Idiots.

I'm really going to be encourage to send my child to your school by your stupid sign that doesn't make any sense. It drives me crazy - every time we go past the sign - it brings on the tirade.