Friday, August 10, 2007

It's official

Yes, it's official. The cat is definitely a kleptomaniac. Today I found her hidden in the back of the wardrobe, playing with a strange shoelace. It was a leopard print shoelace and neither Buster, nor I, have ever owned such a thing. Now if I could only train her to bring home useful things. Like a new car. Or a smart, leather handbag. Or a big tax return.

2 Comments:

Blogger Linny T said...

Perhaps, just perhaps, she is responsible for the chocolate crackle. Maybe she ventured into some kids birthday party and thought she'd take it for later?

12:57 pm  
Blogger Blandwagon said...

Picture the scene... Laziest Girl is gardening in the front yard when a gleaming new Holden Barina lurches into the driveway and skids to a halt. The door pops open and the cat leaps out.

Cat: Rowwrr?

Laziest Girl: What? You call this a new car? It only has a three star crash rating! No treat for you until you bring me something with a five star rating or higher!

Car: Rorr...

Laziest Girl: Ooh, and I want a sunroof!

Cat: Meww rowr rawr (translation: things have been tougher around here since the dog worked out how to get them free broadband).

1:06 pm  

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