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Here are a few tips for the new parent:
Invest in a couple of pairs of really nice pyjamas because you will be wearing them until around 2pm every day;
Everytime you tell people that the baby is very good and hardly ever cries, he will promptly start screaming and sobbing inconsolably;
Don't prepare meals that can't be reheated successfully - the baby will ALWAYS wake up the minute your meal is ready; and
Everytime the phone rings, the baby will wake up and start crying thus causing your mother to believe that you spend all day pinching the baby to make him cry.
Invest in a couple of pairs of really nice pyjamas because you will be wearing them until around 2pm every day;
Everytime you tell people that the baby is very good and hardly ever cries, he will promptly start screaming and sobbing inconsolably;
Don't prepare meals that can't be reheated successfully - the baby will ALWAYS wake up the minute your meal is ready; and
Everytime the phone rings, the baby will wake up and start crying thus causing your mother to believe that you spend all day pinching the baby to make him cry.
posted by Laziest Girl at 6:20 pm
2 Comments:
Sounds like you're thoroughly enjoying motherhood ;)
Baby pinching, eh? I'm intrigued. Tell me more.
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