Saturday, July 21, 2007

Hot tips ...

Here are a few tips for the new parent:

Invest in a couple of pairs of really nice pyjamas because you will be wearing them until around 2pm every day;

Everytime you tell people that the baby is very good and hardly ever cries, he will promptly start screaming and sobbing inconsolably;

Don't prepare meals that can't be reheated successfully - the baby will ALWAYS wake up the minute your meal is ready; and

Everytime the phone rings, the baby will wake up and start crying thus causing your mother to believe that you spend all day pinching the baby to make him cry.

2 Comments:

Blogger Russell Egan said...

Sounds like you're thoroughly enjoying motherhood ;)

1:05 pm  
Blogger Invisible Lizard said...

Baby pinching, eh? I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

10:12 pm  

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