Mondegren du Jour

"and there was this lady, she was oppressed with a plant in Thailand".

Driving this afternoon with two of Buster's nieces in the back of the car (two of the triplets) when they started rattling on about their favourite tv shows which included some medical emergency show that I've never seen. Laura was explaining the most recent episode when I misheard her. Apparently the lady actually had breast implants in Thailand which ended in some non-specific disaster.