Stupid conversations

LG: Hey Anita, I took your recommendation and I made an appointment to see your hairdresser next Friday.

Anita: Oh, great. I'm really happy with how he cuts my hair. But just be aware that he is married with two kids.

LG: Ok, I'll try not to hit on him then.

Anita: No, no, I mean, he's not a gay hairdresser.

LG: So he's a straight hairdresser then -not that there's anything wrong with that. I think I can cope.