shall I wear my beret now, or just take it with me in case?

In other news, I got 40 out of 40 for my recent 2000 word essay for my meditation subject. This means that (a) I am a previously unrealised intellectual giant, or (b) Blondie (our tutor) is an easy marker. Frankly, you guys are lucky that I can fit this blog into my busy schedule of contemplating string theory and discussing Euripedes while drinking absinthe with my bohemian, but intellectually brillant, pals in a smokey cafe/bar.