the non-crazy mofo
Just between you and I, if someone is going to have a sticker on the back window of their car that says "Crazy MoFo", you'd think that they would have the common decency to at least drive like a crazy mofo and not drive 65 in an 80 zone.
posted by Laziest Girl at 10:20 am
2 Comments:
Amen sister.
I'm also disturbed by slow-movers with "Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!" bumper stickers. What sort of puny angel can only manage 80 in a 100 zone? And what does this sticker say about the driver's poor grasp of theology? We humans are made "a little lower than the heavenly beings" (Psalm 8v5), so if I can do 100 on the freeway, an angel definitely can. QED.
I think as soon as I am able, I will commission bumper stickers which read "Don't piss off your guardian angel by dithering around at 20kph under the speed limit, because your guardian angel has better things to do with his/her time than indulge you in your pathetic fear of driving at anything even approaching the speed limit."
Of course I may need to get bigger bumpers first.
I like the fact the mofo was driving slowly. Thats more of a piss off. Now thats a real mofo. Pain in the ass to everyone at the expense of his/her own personal time. Makes me want to get a mofo stick and drive slowly, though this likely would not look tough on my honda.
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