rats or running water?

Venerable and I might be going to India together for two weeks at the end of the year for a friends wedding. Although the idea is still in embryo (and Ven's friend hasn't actually confirmed a date yet) - I'm a bit excited. My only fear is that Ven will spend all of his money on drugs on the first day and we will end up staying in some rat-infested slum-like hostel without running water. The worst part of this is that Ven will be too stoned to care about the rats and I will be too sober to legally claim extenuating circumstances when I throttle him.