Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Another pointless story from the life of Laziest

When we first moved into our house, our next door neighbour, George, came over to introduce himself. But until now, we hadn't met his wife or his teenage kids. We often see the kids walking past but there has been some debate in our house regarding the existence of the wife. We always hear George sitting in his back garden, drinking vodka (presumably) but we've never heard the Mrs.

But, yesterday I met her for the first time. I was outside, about to take the baby to the park, when I saw her and George outside their house. I walked over and said hi to George and then said to Mrs George, "Hi, we've never met, I'm Laziest". I swear she looked me up and down and then said, "I am Lydia". Just like that (but with a Count Dracula accent) - I am Lydia.

And that was all she had to say.


Anonymous The FatBaldMarriedGuy said...

Stock up on garlic.

9:16 am  

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