Thursday, March 01, 2007

Old Wives Tales

1. Don't hang out the washing as raising your arms above your head can cause the umbilical cord to wrap around the baby's neck and strangle it;

2. If you are carrying high then it's a girl, if you are carrying low then it's a boy;

3. If you get a lot of heartburn, then the baby will be born hairy;

4. Find a new home for the cat - cat's can smother a baby or give it diseases;

5. Don't look at a mouse when you are pregnant or your baby will be born with a hairy birthmark;

6. Adding Drano to a sample of your urine can reveal the gender of your baby;

7. Don't drink coffee or your baby's growth will be stunted; and

8. Don't eat strawberries or your baby will be born with a red birthmark.


Anonymous The Fat Bald Married Guy said...

You're not an old wife, you're a young wife. I think. Are you actually hitched at this point?

11:21 am  
Blogger Jena said...

Well, I think it's a waste of medical research dollars, but it turns out that there really IS a link between heartburn and hairy babies...

12:55 pm  

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